What’s your sign?
An Astrological guide to chocolate consumption:
Aries: Angriest Asshole Award
Taurus: Number 2 and Loving It Award
Gemini: Superficial Nervous Wreck Award
Cancer: Crybaby Emotion-pants Award
Leo: Egotist Extraordinaire Award
Virgo: Petty Perfectionist Award
Libra: Indecisive “Individual” Award
Scorpio: Secretive Bastard Award
Sagittarius: Expert Exaggerator Award
Capricorn: Condescending Parent Award
Aquarius: Complete Weirdo Award
Pisces: Idealistic Idiot Award
I’m so happy to hear that!
Mercury turns Retrograde on March 12, 2012 at 12:49AM PDT, until April 4, 2012.
A planet is classified, ‘Retrograde’ (Rx) when it moves backwards through the Zodiac. The planet Mercury usually turns retrograde 3 times a year, for 3 weeks.
What’s the big deal?
During Mercury Retrograde, the following may be affected:
Things to avoid during a Mercury Retrograde:
Mercury Retrograde is a good time:
Typically, anything that you begin during Mercury Retrograde does not last. For example, anything put in writing (contracts, for instance) turn out needing serious revising.
Mercury Retrograde is, instead, a good time to catch up with ourselves, and to look back. It is said that something from the past may return in a different form during this time.
What this means for your sign: http://www.dailyhoroscope.com/horoscope-headlines/astrology-mercury-retrograde-in-aries-pisces-spring-march-2012
Pisces’ behavior in love:
Pisces’ expectations in love:
Aquarius’ behavior in love:
Aquarius’ expectations in love:
Capricorn’s behavior in love:
Capricorn’s expectations in love:
Sagittarius’ behavior in love:
Sagittarius’ expectations in love
Scorpio’s behavior in love:
Scorpio’s expectations in love:
Libra’s behavior in love:
Libra’s expectations in love: