An Astrological guide to chocolate consumption: 

• Aries: You eat the whole bar on the way home from the shop
• Taurus: You love good chocolate, especially if it’s in expensive packaging
• Gemini: You choose chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece
• Cancer: You make even the smallest bar last for at least a month
• Leo: You like to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate
• Virgo: You cut up your chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork
• Libra: You choose two bars; one for yourself and one for you to share
• Scorpio: You hide your chocolate and then become obsessed that someone will find it
• Sagittarius: You will only eat imported chocolate
• Capricorn: You like to be seen eating only the best and most expensive chocolate
• Aquarius: You love chocolate, but like to think you actually prefer carob health bars
• Pisces: You share your chocolate and forget to leave some for yourself

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